If He Doesn't Call, Hes Not Going To ...

I spent the majority of my monday night with Lindsay, Kristen and another friend playing Kings, drinking Martinis and waiting for Thumper to show up. When he did join us, we switched from Kings to Never Have I Ever. One of Kristen's was the obvious "never have I ever had sex." Slowly Lindsay, her friend and Thumper all pick up their glasses. 

What was I wondering? Who Thumper had had sex with, of course. It turns out, he lost it to a girl that I have known for about 4 years, and avoid at all costs. She used to be one of Lindsay's best friends, but with her track record, I'm not surprised that didn't last long. 

Moving backwards, I first met Thumper when my parents were out of town, leaving Caleigh, Natalie and I alone in the house. Caleigh invited a bunch of people over, and thats when Thumper and I started talking. I saw him at a few other jams, but nothing happened. 

- xx, Kelly